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This and this are perfect examples of why I love Immortalis. Fake fake fake, I know. And guess what? I don't care. Because it's the fucking internet and when I shut the computer off, it all goes away. But see, on Immortalis, when I get into a conversation with "Lestat" or "David" or one of the real life members, I don't have to worry about some asshat coming in and deleting the damn thing because of some "hacker" in some "truth war." Truth war between roleplaying boards, now there's irony for you.

So now I guess I'll never get to find out what the fake LJS Pandora thinks of the election and that media discussion that was so fascinating is probably lost forever because some idiot has made it their personal mission to prove that a vampire roleplay board is fake. No, really?

So excuse me while I return to the lovely, delightful, drama-free Immortalis boards.
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"If I could only go through the ducts and leap out onstage in a cape - that's my dream" - Ralph Nader, talking about the Thursday night presidential debates.
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*steals -_- from citurs* Mine all mine! My own...my precccioussss....muaaahaha
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A bit of Engrish found on a bag of "Potato Fries" I picked up in a creepy Asian market yesterday. The text reads: "Beer Match" series snacks are cut in big, big bite-size pieces to give more fun in biting. Flavors in combination with its baked snack base were selected specifically for a beer drinkers enjoyment!

I swear to God, that is going to be my new slogan. Kalypso: More fun in biting!

/With vegan goodness, Mr. Kucinich.
//Really need to find a new politician to lust over.
///No, not Nader.
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YouForgotPoland.com. Proof that Oklahoma is positively the most boring state in the union.

In other news, this site has got me rolling: Kerry Haters for Kerry. It's like "Jews for Jesus" or "Democrats for Democracy."
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Why is it that whenever someone gets a bit of information, they automatically go into "I know something yooooou don't know!" mode? It's even better when they threaten to give out this information as blackmail or revenge or whatever, and then renig just before the deadline, giving excuses as to why they aren't going to spill it after all. "I don't want to hurt you with the truth." "You need to find your own truth." "You shouldn't have the truth because you allowed yourself to believe a lie and are therefore at fault." (I'm still trying to find some kind of logic in that one, coming up dry.)

Whatever. If you have this grand revelation, why not share? Or is it that you have nothing concrete? Is it hearsay, circumstancial evidence, just like every other time? I am growing more and more unimpressed with claims of information. Let's see some of the information so we can make up our own minds as so many of you are so fond of encouraging us to do. Quickly now, some of us who are watching this drama unfold are rapidly losing interest.

In other words, put up or shut up.
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"JFK"
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"All Rights Reserved"
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"TO MY READERS: A CONFIRMATION

My Email is Anneobrienrice@mac.com, and I have posted a rebuttal to reviews of Blood Canticle on Amazon.com, and I have posted my Email there and I have answered some of the people who have written to me. The response has been very good. There are reports of some one on the web impersonating Lestat, convincing readers that he is the character. There is no Lestat on the web. Anyone claiming to be Lestat online or anywhere is lying to people, or engaged in a game, depending on one's point of view. I am investigating these latest impersonations because people have advised me that the Lestat impersonator is having a bad effect on people. This I can not allow. Take care and love, from Little Paradise in Louisiana, Anne Rice."


Lestat = pwned.
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One of the Repugs I work with sent me this, thought you might find it amusing. (And/or hot...*g*)

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Your position on the political spectrum...

Liberal - You believe that some things in society could definately stand to be improved, and you view social progress as the key. You admirably manage to hold that view without becoming rabid about it, which ironically shows you as having far more genuine tolerance for differing views than your Far-Left Liberal cousins
Where do you fall on the liberal - conservative spectrum? (United States)

It's funny that the far-left and the far-right results both say the same thing: You need to be more tolerant. Just brings to mind a discussion from an old World History class about Musselini and Hitler, how they were both pretty much the same even though Hitler was right wing and Musselini was left.
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I really wish my mom would learn how to hang up her phone before she leaves me voicemail.
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I was born in another world
Strictly connected to a piece of my mind
Nothing more than a little land
It is a small cradle where I'm a kid
I am the princess in there,
Nothing wrong in my fantasy world

I am the king, the nation,
No dictators or religions
No laws laid down for me
I have my own liberty inside of me
Nothing to lose, I want to live here

As you see I'm the only survivor in this land

When did I hear this wind before
Change like this to a deeper roar?
I'm starting to bleed another way
I just need some time to complete myself

These spotlights are here again
I can't see anything, I'm blind
This nature of time and space
Makes me sick of the situation

I couldn't know if I...
If I will be strong enough for this
I have to choose, do I want to live here?

Lacuna Coil
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Dollmaker
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Look, a political icon! Who says I don't care? ;)

Feel free to take and share, credit if you feel like it.
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http://www.dookyweb.com/avatars.swf
(Stolen from ozmavul)
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Pon Farr is Vulcan Sex


 
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Masturbation is self love


And of course, I had to make one...
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Marriage is scared.


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(Let me know if this screws up anyone's style, and I'll put it behind a cut)
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Stolen from hannurdock
Take the last sentence from the first ten posts on your friends' list (right now) and post them:

1. Suggestions would be great.
2. Thanks in advance for any help.
3. I'm sure there's more Sue-ness in the second chapter, but her chapters are hella long and I just don't have the energy.
4. And let me tell you something else, in the world of glasses, 200 dollar frames ARE cheap.
5. Something to keep an eye on for all you poly folk out there...
6. DOOMED!
7. www.lionaid.org
8. One of the few fics where we see Legolas for the warrior-prince that he truly is.
9. whether or not she decide's to disembark at a port or not, I will always love her with all my heart.
10. Later kiddies!
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Because I DIDN'T get to see RotK tonight...again...*sniff*

Pippin
You're Pippin!
You're the comic relief of your group of friends.
You...tend to be a ditz...but mean well! You're
really a sweetheart and everyone can help but
love you, even if...you end up being the cause
they get in trouble half the time....They
really do love you, though!!!
...But keep one eye open when you sleep, hm?


...Which Lord of the Rings Character You Are...
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My LiveJournal 12 Days
My True Love gave to me...
12 andreas_minds a-dancing.
11 anglinsbeess a-calling.
10 bhsbabys a-kissing.
9 citurss a-laying.
8 deadlygamess a-swimming.
7 kevynallens a-glaring.
6 ozmavuls a-laughing.
5 bronze salinetearss.
4 dialing spreadthewealths.
3 Austrian zaharias.
2 dog tomshardwares.
And a rfreebern in a kiwi tree.
Get gifts! Username:
Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern.


But who in the hell are the last two people?
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The AFA puts out a Gay marriage poll. We learn that despite efforts to skew the results, over one quarter of participants are in favor of gay marriage or gay civil union.
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Jolly good, wot! Anyone for tennis? That'll be ten ponies, guv. You're the epitome of everything that is english. Yey :) Hoist that Union Jack!

How British are you?

this quiz was made by alanna



^Lookie!^ And I didn't even cheat! Although I got the "Apples and Oranges" question on a wild guess and I'm still more inclined to say that America actually runs England. Really. Why, exactly, did y'all got to Iraq, again? Come to think of it, did we even have a reason?
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New layout. Yes, when boredom strikes, I start translating things into Sindarin. And making squicky icons. *points* Muahaha...now he's really a wood elf.
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Stolen from tokoshinae who stole it from sidewalkfaerie

leave me an ANONYMOUS comment with:
_an insult
_a criticism
_a compliment
_a death threat
_a love note
_a song
_a picture
&_anything else you want.
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Tale Of the Body Thief
Which Lestat are you?

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citrus
You are Citrus! Blamed for everything, practically
does nothing. Throw a couple of posts here and
there. Add a bit of induendo. Banter with the
members. Ahh the joys of being a scape goat.


Which Refuge Member are You?
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Wow...twice in a row. That's kinda creepy. ^_^
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Bannable Citrus
You are such a bannable Citrus. Question all the
time, never follow the rules. What the hell is
wrong with you?


Which Looking Glass Member are you
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Oh, and citurs, I want to take the Refuge one, make it public!
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Go check it out. Tell me what's missing.
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I'm begging you, Please let me back in.

What could I have possibly done wrong?

~Cries~

Please.I beg of you. Have mercy on this mortal and let her back in
Please please please Lestat .I'm beggin you.

I'm innocent.

Please please please.

I can't stand this.

I can't breathe.
Must I go to the Refuge to feel like I'm still part of the looking glass?I don't want to do that.~Cries~ I want Lestat. I want the true Looking glass. Please please please and I don't want to not win any of the nominations of the nosftu looking glass awards.

I'll do anything to be let back in.
Please?
Merci?

SIncerely,
Patrice


Is this what you've come to, Lestat? Picking on children? To quote a favorite movie of yours, "You're a crook! You're a cheat and a swindler! That's what you are. How can you do a thing like this? Build up a little [girl]'s hopes and then smash all [her] dreams to pieces. You're an inhuman monster!" But you already know this. You've called yourself (or rather, your character, I can no longer invision you as the Lestat that Anne Rice created) a monster, but still I had respect for you. You lost it once when you let Armand take over your forum and ban anyone he pleased, but when you told Audrey that she could come back, I respected you again. "He is finally doing the right thing," I said to myself. I wanted to apologize publicly, but before I could find a pen and paper I saw that your word meant nothing, and everyone was banned once again. This time for mere association.

I can't think of anything you could do to win back my trust or respect now. You are nothing.
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Oh, why didn't I get into gardening earlier? I just love it! Mom got a ton of flowers from her aunt: some hostas, a ton of irises, some tigerlilies, and a few other plants I can't remember. There was some yarrow in there, which I can't remember what we did with, and pot of gold, which we threw out. That stuff will take over a garden, or so Mom says. We put the hostas around the tree in the backyard, after digging up layer after layer of stones. So, so many stones. I was seriously ready to take up all those stones, drive them over to the previous owner, and shove them up both of their asses. But other than that, digging in the dirt = fun. I also picked up another wind chime for the backyard. So, I'll have three of them once I get the bamboo one. I think that's enough. I love wind chimes, they remind me of my childhood. Grandpa used to make some out of steel pipes and plexiglass. Believe it or not, they had a pretty good sound. I have one right next to my bedroom window, that, as far as I can remember, is the same pitch as those.
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Ok, I have dinner to eat and a loaded grandmother to coerce. Laters!
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